It reeks of death in this house, and there is a thick fog of utter heartbreak lingering about.
Yes, the Seahawks annihilated the Broncos. Chewed them up and spit them out. Whooped dat ass. Bent them over. This morning, I should have sprang out of bed, threw on a flannel, and blasted Pearl Jam while drinking a Starbucks as I read a Kurt Cobain biography that I bought on Amazon, then applied for a job at Boeing. But I can’t because – this is the weird part – I’m really, really sad. The Greek is sad. Even the cats are sad (I mean, I think they are. They are just laying around sleeping). Someone had to lose this game, and I guess part of me had hoped it would be us because I can’t bear to see him this way.
WTF? Have I gone soft? Is there no fight left in me? Am I no longer a competitor? Or is it possible that I love this man so much that it breaks my heart to see him torn to pieces by the soft play of his beloved Broncos?
Snap out of it, Maxwell! THE SEAHAWKS WON THE SUPER BOWL. So, why am I on the verge of tears? I feel like the son at the end of Cormac McCarthy’s The Road: Happy to be alive, but still living in a post-apocalyptic wasteland.
But I must forge on. I will not gloat. I will take out the trash for as long as he asks me to. I will let him eat gluten and not assault him with a look of disappointment. And I’ll watch The Adventures of Ford Fairlane as many times as he wants.
For this is love, and it’s more important than football.
But, shit, we won the Super Bowl 🙂